Apple, the app store sucks. Yeah, it’s a brilliant innovation to have an app store for a smart phone, but I’m over that. You have a serious problem in that you’ve made it so trendy and cool to create iPhone apps, that damn near everyone is doing it.

As a result, there’s a total lack of quality in many of the apps. For free ones this isn’t that big a deal, because well if I get something for free, I’m not necessarily expecting it to rock up to 11. But, when I pay $10 for an app, I want it to freakin’ work flawlessly. You don’t have to agree with them, but here are my rants on the system as it stands today :

  • Comments and star ratings aren’t enough. I want to know the percent of the time the app crashes, the percent of the time the application gets uninstalled, and a bug tracker for each app in the store with statistics on time to fix bugs, etc.
  • I should be able to return a paid app through the store. If it sucks, I should have 24 hrs to get my money back via some official mechanism. Buying software should not be a gamble.
  • Allow bug fix updates to make it into the store faster. I keep seeing blog post after blog post about waiting for an updated version to show up in the app store. It’s a new platform and there will be bugs in software, you need to streamline the process to resolve those bugs for the users.
  • Fix the platform. There are precisely 2 hardware devices for these things. How hard should it be to make a stable application for it? I don’t know if it’s issues with the language, the OS, or sunspots, but I don’t care either. There’s no excuse for a memory leak in a user application on a hardware platform of 2 freaking devices.
I feel like this rant has lost some steam since the app that inspired it had an update today and is about eleventy billion percent more stable, now. (Outpost for the record) Well, at least, the NYTimes app is still crashy.